CarbonOffset

Carbon Accumulation Intercession Services

The Fraud of Normal Carbon Offset Programs

Carbon Offsets

Raptor Education Foundation is pleased to announce its exclusive carbon sequestration program copyrighted and registered as the Carbon Accumulation Intercession Services: patent pending.

REF’s exclusive 25-year-world-wide research program has shown that most individuals and corporate entities directly associated with massive carbon footprints, such as private jet or yacht usage and multiple large residences, have also produced a direct build-up of very dense crystalline carbon deposits. These deposits have accumulated around the typical events associated with large carbon foot-print lifestyles. Often these angular and highly refractive crystalline carbon deposits will also be accompanied by large growths of other crystallized and highly colored mineral deposits. These crystalline growths act to rapidly expand the egos of most individuals to unsafe proportions accompanied by intense feelings of toxic guilt. Many of these crystalline carbon growths are displayed by females, although not exclusively. However, there is almost 100% consensus in the scientific community that all such crystalline structures are known to rapidly increase their visibility in periods of global warming.

REF’s proprietary carbon sequestration process will quietly and safely remove all crystalline carbon concentrations along with any other crystallized mineral deposits found in the vicinity. This process is guaranteed to produce immediate relief to the individuals or corporate entities plagued with any such crystalline carbon build-up. The corresponding ego-deflation often results in euphoric experiences for many of the individuals involved. These intense spiritual feelings have been known to last a lifetime, and be the pre-cursors of life-changing behaviors.

REF will safely convert all of your crystalline carbon deposits (and all other crystalline mineral growths) into useful assets, which REF shall direct to positive and practical environmental causes. The parties involved will be issued a special certificate of participation in our exclusive carbon sequestration program, and they will be credited appropriate values in all carbon offset registries.

REF charges no fees, other than associated expenses and REF's non-refundable registration fee of $1,500. After registration, REF will require a signed contract to insure confidentiality and preserve all of REF’s proprietary methods and technologies. The results are guaranteed in writing, and should future crystalline carbon accumulations occur, we will provide our services at no further cost to the client.

What very few individuals understand is that all of the crystalline carbon accumulations are causally linked with both massive industrial exploitations of sensitive ecosystems, and slave labor conditions in third world countries. By interceding in this crystalline carbon accumulation cycle, REF’s exclusive process serves to immediately enlighten and detox affected individuals, many of whom then go on to lead regular and normal lives no longer feeling threatened by the proximity of these crystalline carbon growths. " I can't believe it, I was hijacked by my own greedy carbon accumulation addictions" is one of the typical responses we hear from people cured of this debilitating condition.

Please contact us for a personalized and discreet evaluation of your situation. All enquiries are completely confidential.
303-680-8500 or e-mail us at raptor2@usaref.org Or, you may simply use our safe and secure shopping cart to register yourself and immediately implement our Carbon Accumulation Intercession Services. By registering online, you will be charged only $1,200 for a $300 savings off the normal price. Just click on the button below.

Coming Soon: Carbon Sequestration for rock concert attendees. Go to as many concerts as you wish and feel no guilt for your carbon footprint.

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