Killing Bald Eagles as Your Business Model

That’s correct, if you are a clean, green business that plans to save the planet by generating electrons from spinning turbine blades, the government lets you kill eagles as long as you pay for the privilege.  This is supported by many people, including those that call themselves conservationists, or environmentalists, or something similar because they are members of the Church of Carbon.  Sacrificing wildlife and wild spaces is part of the Carbon Church’s ritual practices that show their virtue to unbelievers. Read the report of 150 eagles killed by the virtuous members of the Church of Carbon.

Updated: February 11, 2026 — 8:10 am