Harvesting allegedly free electrons falling on the surface of the earth or those liberated from being enslaved by wind currents seems to be an easy, clean, and pure solution to supplying Homo sapiens with their electrical needs, wants, and wishes. The reality of of accomplishing anything like this in an economic and environmentally friendly manner is quite similar to believing in tooth fairies, Santa, and all manner of super heroes who will magically solve civilization’s problems while absolving civilization of its sins. The evidence for this magical outcome is non existent, even for those who barely grasp any science basics.